Fun Facts

Sources: Uncyclopedia-Did You Know ~ jacksfilms ~ this tweet maybe eventually

All facts on this page are 100% fact-checked, and there is no misinformation on this page.

  1. Your body has over 100 sins
  2. Nobody wants to listen to your 90 minute podcast
  3. Women are 7x more likely to give birth than men
  4. Babies are 80% goo
  5. Before the internet, no one ever got offended
  6. Every time you sneeze, you're disgusting
  7. Your ex is doing just fine, and never thinks about you
  8. The largest number in recorded history is one jillion
  9. Before 1957, there was no moon
  10. Gay people can fly
  11. Your crush doesn't like you back
  12. At least 16 books were published in 2019
  13. If you die in Canada, you die in real life
  14. If you put every tweet ever written into one big Word document, your computer would lag
  15. One in every sixteen bananas contains chocolate chips
  16. It is illegal to break the law
  17. Homicide is very rude
  18. If you were born between May 21 and June 21, you're a Gemini, but no one cares
  19. Everything you see on the internet is true
  20. The average size of the human penis is just a little bigger than yours
  21. It is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it
  22. Torture is better to give than to receive
  23. Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting
  24. The French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution
  25. You have a 2 in 7 chance of dying on a weekend
  26. If you laid out all the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die
  27. Oxygen is the most addictive substance known to man
  28. The word "alphabet" contains every letter of the alphabet
  29. If you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  30. Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick
  31. If the Earth was the size of an apple, we would fall off
  32. Most fish do not attend church
  33. Eating another brain makes you smarter
  34. 5/3 people can't do fractions
  35. On average, humans have less than 2 legs
  36. If you click on those reward pop-ups, something amazing happens
  37. Paper beats rock, but gun beats everything
  38. Ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that cancer is great
  39. Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate
  40. Babies explode when you put them in the microwave (Try it!)
  41. The universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons, and morons
  42. There's a tumour growing off of Romania, called Moldova
  43. A horny grizzly bear is called a jizzly bear
  44. The square root of 69 is 8 or something
  45. 1 in 10 cacti contain gold inside
  46. Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder
  47. This is just a distraction while we steal your car
  48. Elephants aren't real
  49. 0mph is exactly equivalent to 0kmph
  50. God doesn't care about your problems
  51. The sun's surface spans 432,000 miles, which is larger than 2 football fields
  52. Frogs are gay
  53. Everyone dies alone
  54. If you had 1 dollar for every dollar you had, you'd have twice as many dollars
  55. Mount Everest actually isn't a mountain, it's just a big hill
  56. If you stare at the sun for too long, you can see hell