Fun Facts

Sources: Uncyclopedia-Did You Know ~ jacksfilms ~ this tweet maybe eventually

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  1. Before 1957, there was no moon
  2. If the Earth was the size of an apple, we would fall off
  3. The universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons, and morons
  4. The sun's surface spans 432,000 miles, which is larger than 2 football fields
  5. If you stare at the sun for too long, you can see hell
  6. Most fish do not attend church
  7. A horny grizzly bear is called a jizzly bear
  8. One in every sixteen bananas contains chocolate chips
  9. An average American eats 2 million pizzas every day
  10. A Big Mac has the same nutritional value as 3 cups of dog diarrhea
  11. Orange juice is actually made from avocados
  12. Women are 7x more likely to give birth than men
  13. Every time you sneeze, you're disgusting
  14. The average size of the human penis is just a little bigger than yours
  15. If you laid out all the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die
  16. On average, humans have less than 2 legs
  17. Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate
  18. Babies explode when you put them in the microwave (Try it!)
  19. Japanese people have pixelated gentials
  20. In a single human lifetime, over 1000 things will happen
  21. Moldova is just a tumour growing off of Romania
  22. The United States is the world's largest producer of freedom
  23. The French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution
  24. Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick
  25. Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder
  26. The largest number in recorded history is one jillion
  27. Gay people can fly
  28. If you die in Canada, you die in real life
  29. If you put every tweet ever written into one big Word document, it just wouldn't make sense
  30. It is illegal to break the law
  31. Everything you see on the internet is true
  32. It is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it
  33. Torture is better to give than to receive
  34. You have a 2 in 7 chance of dying on a weekend
  35. Oxygen is the most addictive substance known to man
  36. The word "alphabet" contains every letter of the alphabet
  37. If you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doïng?"
  38. Eating another brain makes you smarter
  39. 5/3 people can't do fractions
  40. If you click on those reward pop-ups, something amazing happens
  41. Paper beats rock, but gun beats everything
  42. Ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that cancer is great
  43. 1 in 10 cacti contain gold inside
  44. This is just a distraction while we steal your car
  45. If you had 1 dollar for every dollar you had, you'd have twice as many dollars
  46. Ants are not allowed in heaven
  47. If you plug a USB drive into an outlet you can download your house
  48. There is pornography on the internet
  49. Scientists have identified 7 dimensions, all of which are fully occupied by your mother
  50. Nobody can hear you no matter how loud you scream